True Story

New guy at work asks me which kinda music I listen to.
Me : Underground hip hop.
Him: Oh that’s really cool, never would’ve expected you to listen to something like that.
Me: yeah. How bout you?
Him: I also listen to hip hop. Do you know Chris Brown? His stuffs really cool!
Me: Are we talking bout the same Chris Brown, or are there two of em?
Him: the one that hit Rihanna.
Me: End of conversation.